Thursday, March 31, 2011

When the World Was Begun

Fact #1: Ikea's prices and quality are unrivaled in the furniture industry and have been for as long as I can remember.
Fact #2: I don't know how long ago Ikea was founded.
Fact #3: Jesus was a carpenter.


Monday, January 10, 2011

Take Me Out

Baseball, n. 1. A paradoxical field of human endeavor wherein inexorably mathematical probabilities harmonize seamlessly with stubbornly illogical hope. See also: Love.